Theater Hopper is a web comic about movies written from the fan's perspective. It is semi-autobiographical, combining characters based on real people with a supporting cast of fictitious creations.
Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, these characters satirically address what is current in the world of movies and celebrity culture as they have since August 5, 2002.
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http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/05/rich-little-he-aint/ : Theater Hopper | RICH LITTLE, HE AIN'Thttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/07/quick-change/ : Theater Hopper | QUICK CHANGEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/09/just-for-the-articles/ : Theater Hopper | JUST FOR THE ARTICLEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/12/it-was-hot-and-he-was-hungry/ : Theater Hopper | IT WAS HOT AND HE WAS HUNGRYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/14/kinda-like-lasik-but-rustier/ : Theater Hopper | KINDA LIKE LASIK, BUT RUSTIERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/16/and-no-tongs-in-the-blender-either/ : Theater Hopper | AND NO TONGS IN THE BLENDER, EITHER!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/19/we-cant-help-ourselves/ : Theater Hopper | WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/21/dohnt-you-forget-about-me/ : Theater Hopper | D'OHN'T YOU FORGET ABOUT MEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/23/does-not-compute/ : Theater Hopper | DOES NOT COMPUTEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/26/romantic-deficit-disorder/ : Theater Hopper | ROMANTIC DEFICIT DISORDERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/28/monkeys-make-everything-better/ : Theater Hopper | MONKEYS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/08/30/crossover-fantastica/ : Theater Hopper | CROSSOVER FANTASTICA!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/02/umbleweeds/ : Theater Hopper | TUMBLEWEEDShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/04/refreshing/ : Theater Hopper | REFRESHINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/06/heaters-are-an-industry-of-excess-pt-2/ : Theater Hopper | THEATERS ARE AN INDUSTRY OF EXCESS: PT. 2http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/09/crunch-time/ : Theater Hopper | CRUNCH TIMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/11/he-truth/ : Theater Hopper | THE TRUTHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/13/hi-my-name-is/ : Theater Hopper | HI! MY NAME IS...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/16/hes-from-ork-you-see/ : Theater Hopper | HE'S FROM ORK, YOU SEEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/18/magic/ : Theater Hopper | MAGIChttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/20/morons-inc/ : Theater Hopper | MORONS, INC.http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/23/dont-you-read-the-trades/ : Theater Hopper | DON'T YOU READ THE TRADES?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/25/but-not-until-youre-21/ : Theater Hopper | BUT NOT UNTIL YOU'RE 21http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/27/pay-no-attention-to-the-man-behind-the-curtain/ : Theater Hopper | PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAINhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/09/30/poet-laureate/ : Theater Hopper | POET LAUREATEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/01/its-called-an-homage/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S CALLED AN 'HOMAGE'http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/02/ake-a-day-off/ : Theater Hopper | TAKE A DAY OFFhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/03/fresher-than-you-will-ever-know/ : Theater Hopper | FRESHER THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/04/ive-always-wanted-to-play-percussion/ : Theater Hopper | I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY PERCUSSIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/07/only-in-dreams/ : Theater Hopper | ONLY IN DREAMShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/09/hungry/ : Theater Hopper | HUNGRY?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/11/someone-who-will-listen/ : Theater Hopper | SOMEONE WHO WILL LISTENhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/14/wisegal/ : Theater Hopper | WISEGALhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/16/mystery/ : Theater Hopper | MYSTERY!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/18/damn-ominous-voice-overs/ : Theater Hopper | DAMN OMINOUS VOICE-OVERS!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/21/it-does-more-than-clean-countertops/ : Theater Hopper | IT DOES MORE THAN CLEAN COUNTERTOPShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/23/heres-no-place-like-victorias-secret/ : Theater Hopper | THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE VICTORIA'S SECREThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/25/he-tried-it-at-home/ : Theater Hopper | HE TRIED IT AT HOMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/28/error-shakes-maracas/ : Theater Hopper | TERROR SHAKES MARACAShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/10/30/grils-kick-ass/ : Theater Hopper | GRILS KICK ASS!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/01/its-the-most-wonderful-marketing-time-of-the-year/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL MARKETING TIME OF THE YEARhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/04/does-whatever-a-moron-can/ : Theater Hopper | DOES WHATEVER A MORON CANhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/06/reluctant-playmate/ : Theater Hopper | RELUCTANT PLAYMATEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/08/gobble-gobble/ : Theater Hopper | GOBBLE-GOBBLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/11/attack-of-the-cloned-storyline/ : Theater Hopper | ATTACK OF THE CLONED STORYLINEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/13/jedi-jared-shall-not-know-anger/ : Theater Hopper | JEDI JARED SHALL NOT KNOW ANGERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/15/gandolf-fett/ : Theater Hopper | GANDOLF FETThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/18/here-are-worse-things-to-align-yourself-with/ : Theater Hopper | THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO ALIGN YOURSELF WITHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/20/dobby-second-class-citizen/ : Theater Hopper | DOBBY: SECOND CLASS CITIZENhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/22/double-o-dork/ : Theater Hopper | DOUBLE-O DORKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/25/next-friday-after-next-friday-after-next/ : Theater Hopper | NEXT FRIDAY AFTER NEXT FRIDAY AFTER NEXThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/27/its-all-about-compromise/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S ALL ABOUT COMPROMISEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/11/29/holiday-helping/ : Theater Hopper | HOLIDAY HELPINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/02/unfantastic-voyage/ : Theater Hopper | UNFANTASTIC VOYAGEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/04/little-buddy/ : Theater Hopper | LITTLE BUDDYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/06/hollywood-bankruptcy/ : Theater Hopper | HOLLYWOOD BANKRUPTCYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/09/prank-monkey/ : Theater Hopper | PRANK MONKEYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/11/o-boldly-go-where-everyone-wish-you-went/ : Theater Hopper | TO BOLDLY GO WHERE EVERYONE WISH YOU WENThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/13/hey-dont-have-rabies-do-they/ : Theater Hopper | THEY DON'T HAVE RABIES, DO THEY?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/16/he-lord-of-the-edit/ : Theater Hopper | THE LORD OF THE EDIThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/18/devoted/ : Theater Hopper | Lord of the Rings, Two Towers, line, costume, Sarumanhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/20/aint-nuthin-like-the-real-thing/ : Theater Hopper | AIN'T NUTHIN LIKE THE REAL THINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/23/what-i-want-for-christmas/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/27/a-finger-on-the-pulse/ : Theater Hopper | A FINGER ON THE PULSEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2002/12/30/why-i-hate-wynnsong-part-i/ : Theater Hopper | WHY I HATE WYNNSONG - PART Ihttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/01/why-i-hate-wynnsong-part-ii/ : Theater Hopper | WHY I HATE WYNNSONG - PART IIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/03/why-i-hate-wynnsong-part-iii/ : Theater Hopper | WHY I HATE WYNNSONG - PART IIIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/06/six-degrees-of-clueless/ : Theater Hopper | SIX DEGREES OF CLUELESShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/08/a-simple-plan/ : Theater Hopper | A SIMPLE PLANhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/10/hey-should-just-change-the-name/ : Theater Hopper | THEY SHOULD JUST CHANGE THE NAMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/13/yin-and-yang/ : Theater Hopper | YIN AND YANGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/15/he-does-his-research/ : Theater Hopper | HE DOES HIS RESEARCHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/17/it-could-drive-a-man-to-kill/ : Theater Hopper | IT COULD DRIVE A MAN TO KILLhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/20/he-real-reason-to-watch/ : Theater Hopper | THE REAL REASON TO WATCHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/22/bizzaro-world/ : Theater Hopper | BIZZARO WORLDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/24/satan-line-two/ : Theater Hopper | SATAN, LINE TWOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/27/you-wouldnt-like-me-when-im-geeky/ : Theater Hopper | YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M GEEKYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/29/o-the-editor/ : Theater Hopper | TO THE EDITORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/30/web-comic-pluggin/ : Theater Hopper | WEB COMIC PLUGGIN'http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/01/31/predictable/ : Theater Hopper | PREDICTABLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/03/so-obvious/ : Theater Hopper | SO OBVIOUShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/05/well-the-title-is-pretty-confusing/ : Theater Hopper | WELL, THE TITLE IS PRETTY CONFUSING...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/07/where-can-i-buy-a-bandolier/ : Theater Hopper | WHERE CAN I BUY A BANDOLIER?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/10/not-props/ : Theater Hopper | NOT PROPShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/11/my-big-fat-flesh-wound/ : Theater Hopper | MY BIG FAT FLESH WOUNDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/12/shocking/ : Theater Hopper | SHOCKINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/13/but-he-was-the-bomb-in-phantoms-yo/ : Theater Hopper | BUT HE WAS THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS, YOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/14/but-what-about-j-lo/ : Theater Hopper | BUT WHAT ABOUT J-LO?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/17/marriage-is-comprimise/ : Theater Hopper | MARRIAGE IS COMPRIMISEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/19/just-ducky/ : Theater Hopper | JUST DUCKYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/21/an-invitation-to-misinterpretation/ : Theater Hopper | AN INVITATION TO MISINTERPRETATIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/24/existens-o-what/ : Theater Hopper | EXISTENS-O-WHAT?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/26/viagra-nation/ : Theater Hopper | VIAGRA NATIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/02/28/hoffa-riffic/ : Theater Hopper | HOFFA-RIFFIC!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/03/he-premise/ : Theater Hopper | THE PREMISEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/05/what-you-dont-know/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT YOU DON'T KNOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/07/dastardly/ : Theater Hopper | DASTARDLYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/17/gotta-catch-the-fever/ : Theater Hopper | GOTTA CATCH THE FEVER!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/19/antibiotics-please/ : Theater Hopper | ANTIBIOTICS, PLEASEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/21/cure-all/ : Theater Hopper | CURE-ALLhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/24/golden-showers/ : Theater Hopper | GOLDEN SHOWERShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/26/we-never-talk-anymore/ : Theater Hopper | WE NEVER TALK ANYMOREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/28/he-hollywood-process/ : Theater Hopper | THE HOLLYWOOD PROCESShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/03/31/i-dont-wanna-get-off-on-a-rant-here-but/ : Theater Hopper | I DON'T WANNA GET OFF ON A RANT HERE, BUT...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/02/how-we-handle-things/ : Theater Hopper | HOW WE HANDLE THINGShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/04/be-prepared/ : Theater Hopper | BE PREPAREDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/05/ch-ch-ch-changes/ : Theater Hopper | CH-CH-CH-CHANGEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/07/its-the-law/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S THE LAWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/09/in-the-shadows/ : Theater Hopper | IN THE SHADOWShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/10/my-first-interview/ : Theater Hopper | MY FIRST INTERVIEWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/11/button-pusher/ : Theater Hopper | BUTTON PUSHERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/14/changing-of-the-guard/ : Theater Hopper | CHANGING OF THE GUARDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/16/he-end-is-nigh/ : Theater Hopper | THE END IS NIGHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/18/stiffler-knows-kung-fu/ : Theater Hopper | STIFFLER KNOWS KUNG FU!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/21/rials-of-the-chocolate-junkie/ : Theater Hopper | TRIALS OF THE CHOCOLATE JUNKIEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/22/status-mr-sulu/ : Theater Hopper | STATUS, MR. SULU!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/23/check-his-id/ : Theater Hopper | CHECK HIS ID!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/25/lloyd-dobler-knows-all/ : Theater Hopper | LLOYD DOBLER KNOWS ALLhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/28/mutant-hair-salon/ : Theater Hopper | MUTANT HAIR SALONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/04/30/he-jared-cometh/ : Theater Hopper | THE JARED COMETHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/01/boost-my-ego/ : Theater Hopper | BOOST MY EGO!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/02/maybe-a-tiny-nick-fury/ : Theater Hopper | MAYBE A TINY NICK FURY?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/05/hat-smell-will-never-come-out-of-the-drapes/ : Theater Hopper | THAT SMELL WILL NEVER COME OUT OF THE DRAPEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/06/a-friendly-reminder/ : Theater Hopper | A FRIENDLY REMINDERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/07/ive-got-my-third-eye-on-you/ : Theater Hopper | I'VE GOT MY (THIRD) EYE ON YOUhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/09/hostage-situation/ : Theater Hopper | HOSTAGE SITUATIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/12/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-drill-bit-for-that/ : Theater Hopper | YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DRILL BIT FOR THAT...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/13/if-i-could-have-your-attention-please/ : Theater Hopper | IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/14/he-most-accident-prone-geeks-in-the-world/ : Theater Hopper | THE MOST ACCIDENT-PRONE GEEKS IN THE WORLDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/15/broken/ : Theater Hopper | BROKENhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/16/he-best-health-care-bananas-can-buy/ : Theater Hopper | THE BEST HEALTH CARE BANANAS CAN BUYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/19/patti-makes-an-observation/ : Theater Hopper | PATTI MAKES AN OBSERVATIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/21/what-i-would-do-with-an-army-of-clones/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT I WOULD DO WITH AN ARMY OF CLONEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/23/why-romantic-comedies-continue-to-succeed/ : Theater Hopper | WHY ROMANTIC COMEDIES CONTINUE TO SUCCEEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/26/casual-prayer-gets-too-casual/ : Theater Hopper | CASUAL PRAYER GETS TOO CASUALhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/28/you-can-call-him-snidely/ : Theater Hopper | YOU CAN CALL HIM SNIDELYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/05/30/if-you-cant-find-nemo-try-dignity-instead/ : Theater Hopper | IF YOU CAN'T FIND NEMO, TRY DIGNITY INSTEADhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/01/a-little-early-vote-love/ : Theater Hopper | A LITTLE EARLY VOTE LOVEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/02/urethra/ : Theater Hopper | URETHRA!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/03/so-close/ : Theater Hopper | SO CLOSE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/04/2-furious-2-b-4-gotten/ : Theater Hopper | 2 FURIOUS 2 B 4-GOTTENhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/06/he-only-thing-paul-walker-is-good-for/ : Theater Hopper | THE ONLY THING PAUL WALKER IS GOOD FORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/09/om-bad-e-mails/ : Theater Hopper | TOM BAD E-MAILShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/11/a-public-service-announcement/ : Theater Hopper | A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/13/what-motivates-bad-decisions/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT MOTIVATES BAD DECISIONShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/16/geriatric-homicide/ : Theater Hopper | GERIATRIC HOMICIDEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/18/ry-stretching-first/ : Theater Hopper | TRY STRETCHING FIRSThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/20/oo-bad-theyre-made-of-foam/ : Theater Hopper | TOO BAD THEY'RE MADE OF FOAMhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/23/sweet-revenge/ : Theater Hopper | SWEET REVENGEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/24/iny-reminder/ : Theater Hopper | TINY REMINDERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/25/kabuki-theater-hopper/ : Theater Hopper | KABUKI THEATER HOPPERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/27/now-with-zesty-lime-flavor/ : Theater Hopper | NOW WITH ZESTY LIME FLAVOR!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/06/30/her-ass-should-get-a-co-star-credit/ : Theater Hopper | HER ASS SHOULD GET A CO-STAR CREDIThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/01/new-month-new-shot-at-fame/ : Theater Hopper | NEW MONTH = NEW SHOT AT FAMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/02/legally-stoked/ : Theater Hopper | LEGALLY STOKEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/04/hell-be-back-for-more-donuts/ : Theater Hopper | HE'LL BE BACK!... FOR MORE DONUTS...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/07/have-faith/ : Theater Hopper | HAVE FAITHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/09/whathe-is/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT?!...HE IS!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/11/sunglasses-for-your-smile/ : Theater Hopper | SUNGLASSES FOR YOUR SMILEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/12/moving-day/ : Theater Hopper | MOVING DAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/14/ransvestites-of-the-seven-seas/ : Theater Hopper | TRANSVESTITES OF THE SEVEN SEAShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/16/hero-worship-has-to-stop-somewhere/ : Theater Hopper | HERO WORSHIP HAS TO STOP SOMEWHEREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/17/really-weird/ : Theater Hopper | REALLY WEIRDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/18/deep-cover/ : Theater Hopper | DEEP COVERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/21/has-tycho-played-this-one/ : Theater Hopper | HAS TYCHO PLAYED THIS ONE?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/23/but-whatever-happened-to-smell-o-vision/ : Theater Hopper | BUT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SMELL-O-VISION?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/25/cup-of-sugar-from-hell/ : Theater Hopper | CUP OF SUGAR FROM HELLhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/28/on-the-road/ : Theater Hopper | ON THE ROADhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/07/30/o-hell-with-american-pie/ : Theater Hopper | TO HELL WITH AMERICAN PIEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/01/he-inevitable-strip-mining-of-a-franchise/ : Theater Hopper | THE INEVITABLE STRIP MINING OF A FRANCHISEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/03/op-10-stiffler-and-spelling/ : Theater Hopper | TOP 10, STIFFLER AND SPELLINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/04/anything-but-laughing/ : Theater Hopper | ANYTHING BUT LAUGHINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/05/am-i-annoying-you-yet/ : Theater Hopper | AM I ANNOYING YOU YET?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/06/he-day-the-ranting-died/ : Theater Hopper | THE DAY THE RANTING DIEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/08/a-family-moment/ : Theater Hopper | A FAMILY MOMENThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/11/ive-got-the-feeling-for-the-flavor-of-brine/ : Theater Hopper | I'VE GOT THE FEELING FOR THE FLAVOR OF BRINEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/12/wedding-bells/ : Theater Hopper | WEDDING BELLShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/13/choosing-sides/ : Theater Hopper | CHOOSING SIDEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/15/wrong-said-fred/ : Theater Hopper | WRONG SAID FREDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/18/i-wouldnt-be-surprised/ : Theater Hopper | I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/20/his-one-could-get-me-in-trouble/ : Theater Hopper | THIS ONE COULD GET ME IN TROUBLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/21/pulsion/ : Theater Hopper | PULSIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/22/pointing-out-stupidity-so-you-dont-have-to/ : Theater Hopper | POINTING OUT STUPIDITY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/25/will-we-really-look-that-old-in-30-years/ : Theater Hopper | WILL WE REALLY LOOK THAT OLD IN 30 YEARS?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/27/his-is-as-wild-as-we-get-on-a-wednesday-night/ : Theater Hopper | THIS IS AS WILD AS WE GET ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/08/29/the-ass-shot-nobody-wanted/ : Theater Hopper | THE ASS SHOT NOBODY WANTEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/01/birthday-balderdash/ : Theater Hopper | BIRTHDAY BALDERDASHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/02/site-business/ : Theater Hopper | SITE BUSINESShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/03/august-is-a-dry-month/ : Theater Hopper | AUGUST IS A DRY MONTHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/05/david-spade-is-5-foot-4-inches-of-unwatchable/ : Theater Hopper | DAVID SPADE IS 5 FOOT 4 INCHES OF UNWATCHABLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/08/he-fourth-wall-needs-maintenance/ : Theater Hopper | THE FOURTH WALL NEEDS MAINTENANCEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/10/who-do-voodoo-we-do-voodoo/ : Theater Hopper | WHO DO VOODOO? WE DO VOODOO!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/12/where-does-he-get-those-wonderful-toys/ : Theater Hopper | WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL TOYS?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/15/he-heart-of-rock-and-roll-is-in-gotham/ : Theater Hopper | THE HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL IS IN GOTHAMhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/17/darkness-calls/ : Theater Hopper | DARKNESS CALLShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/18/prelude-to-a-flush/ : Theater Hopper | PRELUDE TO A FLUSHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/19/heir-relationship-is-complicated/ : Theater Hopper | THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLICATEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/22/pituitary-peccadillo/ : Theater Hopper | PITUITARY PECCADILLOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/24/pencils-down/ : Theater Hopper | PENCILS DOWNhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/26/never-brag-to-a-head-case/ : Theater Hopper | NEVER BRAG TO A HEAD CASEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/09/29/ive-found-another-movie-theater-to-hate/ : Theater Hopper | I'VE FOUND ANOTHER MOVIE THEATER TO HATEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/01/deserted/ : Theater Hopper | DESERTEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/02/site-news/ : Theater Hopper | SITE NEWShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/03/his-is-how-i-solve-problems-now/ : Theater Hopper | THIS IS HOW I SOLVE PROBLEMS NOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/07/by-crom/ : Theater Hopper | BY CROM!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/08/he-could-have-had-a-v8/ : Theater Hopper | HE COULD HAVE HAD A V8http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/09/forums-back-up/ : Theater Hopper | FORUMS BACK UP!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/10/samurai-breakfast/ : Theater Hopper | SAMURAI BREAKFASThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/13/because-a-dogs-teeth-are-sharp-thats-why/ : Theater Hopper | BECAUSE A DOG'S TEETH ARE SHARP THAT'S WHYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/15/lemme-get-some-sleep-first/ : Theater Hopper | LEMME GET SOME SLEEP FIRSThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/16/putting-the-house-in-order/ : Theater Hopper | PUTTING THE HOUSE IN ORDERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/17/fantasy-leads-to-guilibility/ : Theater Hopper | FANTASY LEADS TO GUILIBILITYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/20/dont-look-directly-at-him/ : Theater Hopper | DON’T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/22/sparing-yourself-from-gods-wrath-was-never-so-easy/ : Theater Hopper | SPARING YOURSELF FROM GOD’S WRATH WAS NEVER SO EASY!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/23/because-the-bible-says-so-thats-why/ : Theater Hopper | BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO, THAT’S WHY!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/24/fire-up-the-movie-mobile-i-mean-the-honda-civic/ : Theater Hopper | FIRE UP THE MOVIE-MOBILE! I MEAN THE HONDA CIVIC!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/27/he-question-remains-is-our-children-learning/ : Theater Hopper | THE QUESTION REMAINS – IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/29/are-you-edu-tained-yet/ : Theater Hopper | ARE YOU EDU-TAINED YET?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/10/31/halloweenie/ : Theater Hopper | HALLOWEENIEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/01/voting-incentive-unveiled/ : Theater Hopper | VOTING INCENTIVE UNVEILEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/03/hats-what-friends-are-for/ : Theater Hopper | THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/04/say-hello-to-our-new-sponsor/ : Theater Hopper | SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW SPONSOR!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/05/he-alpha-geek/ : Theater Hopper | THE ALPHA GEEKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/07/its-hard-to-find-good-elf-these-days/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S HARD TO FIND GOOD ELF THESE DAYShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/10/now-if-i-could-only-get-some-cracker-jacks/ : Theater Hopper | NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET SOME CRACKER JACKShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/12/with-enough-pixie-stix-its-possible/ : Theater Hopper | WITH ENOUGH PIXIE STIX, IT'S POSSIBLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/14/rubber-duckie-of-the-high-seas/ : Theater Hopper | RUBBER DUCKIE OF THE HIGH SEAShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/17/down-with-the-streets/ : Theater Hopper | DOWN WITH THE STREETShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/19/alk-amongst-yourselves/ : Theater Hopper | TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/21/just-a-touch-more/ : Theater Hopper | JUST A TOUCH MOREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/24/bad-movies-and-bad-shellfish-dont-mix/ : Theater Hopper | The Cat in the Hat, oysters, sleeping, dreaming, Thing 1, Thing 2http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/25/all-wrong/ : Theater Hopper | ALL WRONGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/26/he-ghost-of-axel-foley/ : Theater Hopper | THE GHOST OF AXEL FOLEYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/27/hang-tight/ : Theater Hopper | HANG TIGHThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/11/28/urkey-fever-dreams/ : Theater Hopper | TURKEY FEVER DREAMShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/01/hey-tap-the-phones-too/ : Theater Hopper | THEY TAP THE PHONES, TOOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/02/web-comics-are-awesome-and-you-know-this/ : Theater Hopper | WEB COMICS ARE AWESOME AND YOU KNOW THIS...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/03/delay/ : Theater Hopper | PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CENSOR BEHIND THE CURTAINhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/04/i-hate-to-trouble-you/ : Theater Hopper | I HATE TO TROUBLE YOUhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/05/brainwashing-i-wouldnt-put-it-past-them/ : Theater Hopper | BRAINWASHING? I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEMhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/08/do-you-want-ettiquite-lessons-with-that/ : Theater Hopper | DO YOU WANT ETTIQUITE LESSONS WITH THAT?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/09/before-i-totally-forget/ : Theater Hopper | BEFORE I TOTALLY FORGET...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/10/i-look-good-in-a-sports-bra-right/ : Theater Hopper | I LOOK GOOD IN A SPORTS BRA, RIGHT?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/12/next-time-take-a-sweater/ : Theater Hopper | NEXT TIME, TAKE A SWEATERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/15/he-posterior-effect-part-i/ : Theater Hopper | THE POSTERIOR EFFECT - PART Ihttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/16/cameo-word-up-2/ : Theater Hopper | CAMEO! WORD UP!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/17/he-posterior-effect-part-ii/ : Theater Hopper | THE POSTERIOR EFFECT - PART IIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/19/he-posterior-effect-part-iii/ : Theater Hopper | THE POSTERIOR EFFECT - PART IIIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/22/man-babies/ : Theater Hopper | MAN-BABIES?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/24/zing/ : Theater Hopper | ZING!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/27/he-movie-geek-under-the-stairs/ : Theater Hopper | THE MOVIE GEEK UNDER THE STAIRShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/29/jared-still-hates-all-things-affleck/ : Theater Hopper | JARED STILL HATES ALL THINGS AFFLECKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2003/12/31/guest-strip-carl-kloster-2/ : Theater Hopper | GUEST STRIP - CARL KLOSTERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/02/guest-strip-brian-carroll/ : Theater Hopper | GUEST STRIP - BRIAN CARROLLhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/05/gone-missin/ : Theater Hopper | GONE MISSIN'http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/07/gone-missin-2/ : Theater Hopper | GONE MISSIN'http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/09/a-good-yarn/ : Theater Hopper | A GOOD YARNhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/12/ake-your-turn-at-storytelling/ : Theater Hopper | TAKE YOUR TURN AT STORYTELLINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/16/desecrator/ : Theater Hopper | DESECRATORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/17/clarification/ : Theater Hopper | CLARIFICATIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/19/standards-set/ : Theater Hopper | STANDARDS SEThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/21/caught-with-your-emotional-pants-down/ : Theater Hopper | CAUGHT WITH YOUR EMOTIONAL PANTS DOWNhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/23/every-time-somone-is-punkd-ashton-gets-his-wings/ : Theater Hopper | EVERY TIME SOMONE IS PUNK'D, ASHTON GETS HIS WINGShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/26/survival-guide/ : Theater Hopper | SURVIVAL GUIDEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/27/and-the-nominees-are/ : Theater Hopper | AND THE NOMINEES ARE...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/28/makin-up-ike-turner-style/ : Theater Hopper | MAKIN' UP IKE TURNER-STYLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/01/30/gif/ : Theater Hopper | T.G.I.F.http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/02/while-the-cats-away/ : Theater Hopper | WHILE THE CAT'S AWAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/04/keep-him-occupied/ : Theater Hopper | KEEP HIM OCCUPIEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/06/how-they-really-lose-the-teeth/ : Theater Hopper | HOW THEY REALLY LOSE THE TEETHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/09/driving-directions/ : Theater Hopper | DRIVING DIRECTIONShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/11/road-trip/ : Theater Hopper | ROAD TRIP!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/13/dormant-power/ : Theater Hopper | DORMANT POWERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/16/wardrobe-please/ : Theater Hopper | WARDROBE, PLEASE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/18/dirty-old-man-syndrome/ : Theater Hopper | DIRTY OLD MAN SYNDROMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/20/we-arent-enemies-we-just-disagree/ : Theater Hopper | WE AREN'T ENEMIES, WE JUST DISAGREEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/23/if-you-dont-have-hbo-you-wont-care/ : Theater Hopper | IF YOU DON'T HAVE HBO, YOU WON'T CAREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/25/he-religious-wrong/ : Theater Hopper | THE RELIGIOUS WRONGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/02/27/burn-for-sender/ : Theater Hopper | BURN FOR SENDERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/01/he-walls-of-oreo/ : Theater Hopper | THE WALLS OF OREOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/03/king-of-late-night/ : Theater Hopper | KING OF LATE NIGHThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/05/pimpin-aint-easy/ : Theater Hopper | PIMPIN' AIN'T EASYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/08/he-boy-who-cried-pimp/ : Theater Hopper | THE BOY WHO CRIED PIMPhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/09/whatever-happened-to-that-other-movie-themed-comic/ : Theater Hopper | WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER MOVIE-THEMED COMIC?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/10/back-from-the-salt-mines/ : Theater Hopper | BACK FROM THE SALT MINEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/12/note-the-word-play/ : Theater Hopper | NOTE THE WORD PLAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/15/he-lonely-guy/ : Theater Hopper | THE LONELY GUYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/17/when-irish-livers-are-smiling/ : Theater Hopper | WHEN IRISH LIVERS ARE SMILINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/18/more-anniversaries/ : Theater Hopper | MORE ANNIVERSARIES!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/19/binge/ : Theater Hopper | BINGEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/22/memory-lane/ : Theater Hopper | MEMORY LANEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/24/finger-lickin-weird/ : Theater Hopper | FINGER LICKIN' WEIRD!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/26/and-taking-names/ : Theater Hopper | ...AND TAKING NAMEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/29/never-dis-a-zomibe/ : Theater Hopper | NEVER DIS A ZOMIBEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/03/31/joker/ : Theater Hopper | JOKERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/02/double-duty/ : Theater Hopper | DOUBLE DUTYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/05/he-devil-you-know/ : Theater Hopper | THE DEVIL YOU KNOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/07/a-good-laugh/ : Theater Hopper | A GOOD LAUGHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/12/holy-week-part-i/ : Theater Hopper | HOLY WEEK - PART Ihttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/13/holy-week-part-ii/ : Theater Hopper | HOLY WEEK - PART IIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/14/holy-week-part-iii/ : Theater Hopper | HOLY WEEK - PART IIIhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/15/give-that-man-a-hand/ : Theater Hopper | GIVE THAT MAN A HAND!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/16/punishment-indeed/ : Theater Hopper | PUNISHMENT, INDEEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/19/cleaning-house/ : Theater Hopper | CLEANING HOUSEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/21/no-need-to-use-the-door/ : Theater Hopper | NO NEED TO USE THE DOORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/23/he-buzzword-that-will-get-your-movie-made/ : Theater Hopper | THE BUZZWORD THAT WILL GET YOUR MOVIE MADEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/26/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-as-an-inside-joke/ : Theater Hopper | REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED AS AN INSIDE JOKEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/28/one-mans-pun-is-another-mans-displeasure/ : Theater Hopper | ONE MAN'S PUN IS ANOTHER MAN'S DISPLEASUREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/04/30/interest-piqued/ : Theater Hopper | INTEREST PIQUEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/03/flip-flop/ : Theater Hopper | FLIP FLOPhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/05/its-not-a-doll-its-an-action-figure/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S NOT A DOLL! IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/07/it-was-a-graveyard-smash/ : Theater Hopper | IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/10/suspend-at-your-own-risk/ : Theater Hopper | SUSPEND AT YOUR OWN RISKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/12/he-conscience-of-a-non-smoker/ : Theater Hopper | THE CONSCIENCE OF A NON-SMOKERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/14/he-side-effects/ : Theater Hopper | THE SIDE EFFECTShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/17/dont-give-the-gullible-an-internet-connection/ : Theater Hopper | DON'T GIVE THE GULLIBLE AN INTERNET CONNECTIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/19/he-dramatic-explosion/ : Theater Hopper | THE DRAMATIC EXPLOSIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/21/his-ending-requires-a-little-of-what-went-missing/ : Theater Hopper | THIS ENDING REQUIRES A LITTLE OF WHAT WENT MISSINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/24/blinders-on/ : Theater Hopper | BLINDERS ONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/26/doggoned-good-casting/ : Theater Hopper | DOGGONED GOOD CASTINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/28/poetic-justice/ : Theater Hopper | POETIC JUSTICEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/05/31/heyre-called-ugnaughts-by-the-way/ : Theater Hopper | THEY'RE CALLED UGNAUGHTS, BY THE WAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/02/its-all-what-you-choose-to-believe/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S ALL WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/04/sweet-shades-of-severus-cover-up/ : Theater Hopper | SWEET SHADES OF SEVERUS, COVER UP!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/07/frosty-chocolate-milkshakes/ : Theater Hopper | FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/09/a-drunken-vow/ : Theater Hopper | A DRUNKEN VOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/10/fun-fact/ : Theater Hopper | FUN FACThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/11/remember-your-training/ : Theater Hopper | REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/14/offer-not-valid-with-sensible-individuals/ : Theater Hopper | OFFER NOT VALID WITH SENSIBLE INDIVIDUALS!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/15/hings-to-consider-when-advertising/ : Theater Hopper | THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN ADVERTISINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/16/grade-school-flashback/ : Theater Hopper | GRADE SCHOOL FLASHBACKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/18/confronting-childhood-fear-and-failing/ : Theater Hopper | CONFRONTING CHILDHOOD FEAR AND FAILINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/21/outnumbered-by-yes-men/ : Theater Hopper | OUTNUMBERED BY YES MENhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/23/breaking-boundaries/ : Theater Hopper | BREAKING BOUNDARIEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/25/creator-censorship/ : Theater Hopper | CREATOR CENSORSHIPhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/28/he-cant-stick-to-walls-but-he-can-improvise/ : Theater Hopper | HE CAN'T STICK TO WALLS, BUT HE CAN IMPROVISE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/06/30/blame-the-analogy/ : Theater Hopper | BLAME THE ANALOGYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/02/flammable-webbing/ : Theater Hopper | FLAMMABLE WEBBINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/05/web-slingers-should-exfoliate/ : Theater Hopper | WEB-SLINGERS SHOULD EXFOLIATEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/07/horse-explosion/ : Theater Hopper | HORSE EXPLOSIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/09/he-should-have-listened-more-closely/ : Theater Hopper | HE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED MORE CLOSELYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/10/hats-a-lotta-hits/ : Theater Hopper | THAT'S A LOTTA HITShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/12/an-old-man-waiting-to-slap-you/ : Theater Hopper | AN OLD MAN WAITING TO SLAP YOUhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/13/congrats-to-rstevens/ : Theater Hopper | CONGRATS TO RSTEVENS!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/14/isaac-asimov-robot-hunter/ : Theater Hopper | ISAAC ASIMOV: ROBOT HUNTERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/21/he-emerald-joke/ : Theater Hopper | THE EMERALD JOKEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/23/jittery-spies/ : Theater Hopper | JITTERY SPIEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/26/bear-with-me/ : Theater Hopper | BEAR WITH MEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/27/its-not-just-the-cat-suit-that-sells-tickets/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S NOT JUST THE CAT SUIT THAT SELLS TICKETShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/28/he-charming-psychopath-route/ : Theater Hopper | THE CHARMING PSYCHOPATH ROUTEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/29/we-mace-you-because-we-love-you/ : Theater Hopper | WE MACE YOU BECAUSE WE LOVE YOUhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/07/30/paint-it-red/ : Theater Hopper | PAINT IT REDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/02/ruth-in-advertising/ : Theater Hopper | TRUTH IN ADVERTISINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/04/he-dawn-of-a-new-century/ : Theater Hopper | THE DAWN OF A NEW CENTURYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/06/harem-girls-at-the-century/ : Theater Hopper | HAREM GIRLS AT THE CENTURYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/09/do-not-pass-go/ : Theater Hopper | DO NOT PASS GOhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/11/everyone-needs-a-rich-uncle/ : Theater Hopper | EVERYONE NEEDS A RICH UNCLEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/12/checking-in-before-i-check-out/ : Theater Hopper | CHECKING IN BEFORE I CHECK OUThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/13/competitors/ : Theater Hopper | COMPETITORShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/18/alien-vs-predator-vs-the-audience-we-lose/ : Theater Hopper | ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS THE AUDIENCE - WE LOSEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/20/in-space-no-one-can-find-your-reading-glasses/ : Theater Hopper | IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN FIND YOUR READING GLASSEShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/23/appeased/ : Theater Hopper | APPEASEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/25/almost-schadenfreude/ : Theater Hopper | ALMOST SCHADENFREUDEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/27/world-on-fire/ : Theater Hopper | WORLD ON FIREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/08/30/affleck-hunting-season/ : Theater Hopper | AFFLECK HUNTING SEASONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/01/he-reenactors/ : Theater Hopper | THE REENACTORShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/03/he-shadow-goads/ : Theater Hopper | THE SHADOW GOADS!...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/06/customer-service-runs-the-gauntlet/ : Theater Hopper | CUSTOMER SERVICE RUNS THE GAUNTLEThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/08/avalanche/ : Theater Hopper | AVALANCHE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/09/cast-away/ : Theater Hopper | CAST AWAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/10/reward-for-a-hard-days-work/ : Theater Hopper | REWARD FOR A HARD DAYS WORKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/13/downsized/ : Theater Hopper | DOWNSIZEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/15/displaced/ : Theater Hopper | DISPLACEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/17/shelter/ : Theater Hopper | SHELTERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/20/make-yourself-at-home/ : Theater Hopper | MAKE YOURSELF AT HOMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/22/when-he-threatens-you-youll-know-it/ : Theater Hopper | WHEN HE THREATENS YOU, YOU'LL KNOW IThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/24/like-single-white-female-but-with-a-guy-instead/ : Theater Hopper | LIKE SINGLE WHITE FEMALE, BUT WITH A GUY INSTEADhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/27/being-polite-to-the-usurper/ : Theater Hopper | BEING POLITE TO THE USURPERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/28/publicity-stunt/ : Theater Hopper | PUBLICITY STUNThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/09/29/a-call-to-action/ : Theater Hopper | A CALL TO ACTION!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/01/rock-out/ : Theater Hopper | ROCK OUThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/04/dont-choke/ : Theater Hopper | DON'T CHOKEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/06/what-have-we-learned/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/08/he-way-we-were/ : Theater Hopper | THE WAY WE WEREhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/11/we-love-you-for-your-faults/ : Theater Hopper | WE LOVE YOU FOR YOUR FAULTShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/13/in-defense-of-mr-reeve/ : Theater Hopper | IN DEFENSE OF MR. REEVEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/15/oui/ : Theater Hopper | OUI!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/18/stringing-you-along/ : Theater Hopper | STRINGING YOU ALONGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/20/mad-enough-to-tear-the-50-cotton-50-poly/ : Theater Hopper | MAD ENOUGH TO TEAR THE 50 COTTON, 50 POLYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/22/christmas-in-october/ : Theater Hopper | CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/25/yes-iowa-really-looks-like-that/ : Theater Hopper | YES, IOWA REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/27/if-by-ivories-you-mean-staircase/ : Theater Hopper | IF BY IVORIES YOU MEAN STAIRCASEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/10/29/a-poor-choice-of-costume/ : Theater Hopper | A POOR CHOICE OF COSTUMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/01/he-couple-that-fights-crime-together/ : Theater Hopper | THE COUPLE THAT FIGHTS CRIME TOGETHER...http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/02/he-hero-that-could-stand-to-drop-a-few-pounds/ : Theater Hopper | THE HERO THAT COULD STAND TO DROP A FEW POUNDShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/03/what-do-you-expect-when-you-put-your-wife-in-spandex/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR WIFE IN SPANDEX?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/04/a-heros-work-is-never-done/ : Theater Hopper | A HERO'S WORK IS NEVER DONEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/05/rewarded/ : Theater Hopper | REWARDEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/08/ill-be-in-my-trailer/ : Theater Hopper | I'LL BE IN MY TRAILERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/10/he-community-center-rec-room-was-booked/ : Theater Hopper | THE COMMUNITY CENTER REC ROOM WAS BOOKEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/12/up-for-debate/ : Theater Hopper | UP FOR DEBATEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/15/la-la-land/ : Theater Hopper | LA-LA LANDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/17/finding-new-ways-to-say-the-same-things/ : Theater Hopper | FINDING NEW WAYS TO SAY THE SAME THINGShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/19/national-plausibility/ : Theater Hopper | NATIONAL PLAUSIBILITYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/22/a-word-from-our-sponsors/ : Theater Hopper | A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/24/its-turkey-time/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S TURKEY TIMEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/26/if-life-came-with-teaser-trailers/ : Theater Hopper | IF LIFE CAME WITH TEASER TRAILERShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/29/its-a-wonderful-thing-to-lord-over-everyone-else/ : Theater Hopper | IT'S A WONDERFUL THING TO LORD OVER EVERYONE ELSEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/11/30/dispatches-from-the-extremely-litteral/ : Theater Hopper | DISPATCHES FROM THE EXTREMELY LITTERALhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/01/feminism-gets-set-back-by-delicious-snacks/ : Theater Hopper | FEMINISM GETS SET BACK BY DELICIOUS SNACKShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/03/when-the-interest-is-not-art/ : Theater Hopper | WHEN THE INTEREST IS NOT ARThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/06/he-850-heist/ : Theater Hopper | THE $8.50 HEISThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/08/a-different-kind-of-nighttime-activity/ : Theater Hopper | A DIFFERENT KIND OF NIGHTTIME ACTIVITYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/10/contingency/ : Theater Hopper | CONTINGENCYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/13/another-way-in/ : Theater Hopper | ANOTHER WAY INhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/15/like-picking-the-wrong-door-on-lets-make-a-deal/ : Theater Hopper | LIKE PICKING THE WRONG DOOR ON LET'S MAKE A DEALhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/17/forget-something/ : Theater Hopper | FORGET SOMETHING?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/20/he-unexamined-life-is-probably-his/ : Theater Hopper | THE UNEXAMINED LIFE IS PROBABLY HIShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/22/strung-out/ : Theater Hopper | STRUNG OUThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/24/he-nice-list-nets-results/ : Theater Hopper | THE NICE LIST NETS RESULTShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/27/someone-who-didnt-learn-to-count-to-10/ : Theater Hopper | SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T LEARN TO COUNT TO 10http://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/29/flippy-answers-the-critics/ : Theater Hopper | FLIPPY ANSWERS THE CRITICShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2004/12/31/he-moment-of-truth/ : Theater Hopper | THE MOMENT OF TRUTHhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/03/say-hello-to-charlie/ : Theater Hopper | SAY HELLO TO CHARLIEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/05/jealous-again/ : Theater Hopper | JEALOUS AGAINhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/07/a-dame-at-the-door/ : Theater Hopper | A DAME AT THE DOORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/10/who-is-being-fake/ : Theater Hopper | WHO IS BEING FAKE?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/12/was-it-something-she-said/ : Theater Hopper | WAS IT SOMETHING SHE SAID?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/14/move-along-now/ : Theater Hopper | MOVE ALONG NOWhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/17/he-guilty-party/ : Theater Hopper | THE GUILTY PARTYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/18/herapy-through-theater/ : Theater Hopper | THERAPY THROUGH THEATERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/19/maybe-he-didnt-want-you-to-look-to-the-right/ : Theater Hopper | MAYBE HE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO LOOK TO THE RIGHThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/20/hey-ladies/ : Theater Hopper | HEY LADIES!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/21/irony-is-not-without-a-sense-of-humor/ : Theater Hopper | IRONY IS NOT WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMORhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/24/dont-get-ahead-of-yourself/ : Theater Hopper | DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELFhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/26/when-relationship-training-backfires/ : Theater Hopper | WHEN RELATIONSHIP TRAINING BACKFIREShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/28/married-people-are-jerks/ : Theater Hopper | MARRIED PEOPLE ARE JERKShttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/01/31/disarmed/ : Theater Hopper | DISARMEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/02/what-didnt-happen-out-west/ : Theater Hopper | WHAT DIDN’T HAPPEN OUT WESThttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/04/his-post-is-just-to-torture-you-for-a-minute/ : Theater Hopper | THIS POST IS JUST TO TORTURE YOU FOR A MINUTEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/07/no-excuse/ : Theater Hopper | NO EXCUSEhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/09/he-first-stage-of-love-check-dodging/ : Theater Hopper | THE FIRST STAGE OF LOVE – CHECK DODGINGhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/11/how-to-get-good-use-out-of-an-oscar/ : Theater Hopper | HOW TO GET GOOD USE OUT OF AN OSCARhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/14/more-comments-soon/ : Theater Hopper | MORE COMMENTS SOONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/15/art-auction/ : Theater Hopper | ART AUCTIONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/16/can-you-imagine-the-odds/ : Theater Hopper | CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ODDS?http://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/18/many-words-a-little-later/ : Theater Hopper | MANY WORDS A LITTLE LATERhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/21/wish-him-a-happy-birthday/ : Theater Hopper | WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAYhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/23/a-womans-loyalties-are-complicated/ : Theater Hopper | A WOMAN’S LOYALTIES ARE COMPLICATEDhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/24/winner-of-januarys-art-raffle/ : Theater Hopper | WINNER OF JANUARY’S ART RAFFLE!http://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/25/fate-had-less-to-do-with-it-than-you-think/ : Theater Hopper | FATE HAD LESS TO DO WITH IT THAN YOU THINKhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/02/28/more-thoughts-soon/ : Theater Hopper | MORE THOUGHTS SOONhttp://www.theaterhopper.com/2005/03/02/hal-e-cheese/ : Theater Hopper | HAL E. 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