Ordinary broke millennials Bianca and Sparrow adopt a puppy…which turns out to be an immortal shapeshifting battle monster. (They call him Patrick.)
Now Bianca’s in a soul-binding ownership contract, rich and powerful people are tracking them down to pick magical fights, and they still can’t find any companies that are hiring.
Also: politics, comedy, found families, power dynamics, Jewish mysticism, and gay stuff.
