Join newly minted (mmm, mint!) Emperor Maximillian Zing and his sedentary thrill-a-thon adventures in the retro pre-past as he tries to establish himself as an evil overlord in the vein of Ming The Merciless and Emperor Palpatine. Can he summon the necessary ruthlessness to push Io, the fourth moon of Jupiter, into the same orbit as other nefarious space empires? Or will he just watch space casts and eat Ding Dongs? Find out in three panel stints!