Our protagonist in this story feels like he kinda sucks at everything.
Without any jobs or hobbies life can get kinda boring, and he's sick of that!
It's time to change his life-style and be cool like all those people on the TV!
To go on an adventure!
To meet new people!
To do some crazy stuff!
To steal kitties and beat people up with lobsters!
Wait, what?

Ehm, it's Nescio!