From Joseph Scarbrough, the Content Creator behind Steve D'Monster and MORON LEAGUE, this comic, inspired by the Jonathan Richman song with the same name, follows the story of Levana, a young vampire girl who lives a life of irony: the irony being that she doesn't want to be a vampire. As Levana searches for a way to fulfill her desire to become mortal, a team of determined, yet incompetent vampire hunters are out to destroy her. Will she find a way to become mortal, or will the vampire hunters get to her first? Completed.